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Bf complimented my butt, so I guess we're doing butt pics now shrug (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] 14 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

Theres the nsfw post lol

You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️

My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    transitive butt jealousy

    For any person A, the enviability of A's butt is a quantity which describes the desirable traits of A's butt. If A's butt is less enviable than B's butt for some other person B, we say that A is jealous of B's butt, denoted by A ⩋᷾ B.

    Let p1, p2, p3 be people such that p1 ⩋᷾ p2 and p2 ⩋᷾ p3. We can show that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 by contradiction:

    Assume that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 is false. This implies that p1's butt is at least equally enviable as p3's. However, p1's butt is known to be less enviable than p2's, and p2's butt is known to be less enviable than p3's, implying that p1's butt must be strictly less enviable than p3's - a contradiction. Therefore, we can see that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 must be true, and therefore that the ⩋᷾ relation must be transitive.

    i have to go to bed so y'all won't get to see the Butt Jealousy-Enviability Lowering lemma, maybe i'll finish that up later

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I love this, had to read a couple times but i think i got it lol

    I want a finish to this thesis by no later than 17:00 your time on friday ☺️❤️

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    i will see what i can do :3

    see, i had originally tried to model jealousy as a separate relation which occurs if A's butt is less enviable than B's and A is insecure about their own butt, because relying entirely on the existing partial order relation of the numerical enviability value seemed kinda cheap. the problem which i didn't realize until getting a good way into it is that in that model, jealousy is not transitive, so i simplified everything until i had a minimal example which actually fulfills the original premise. now i have two formally proven lemmas which appear to be completely useless...

    side note, if i type "A" and spam autocomplete my phone now writes "A's butt is less enviable than B's butt", which i think is beautiful

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  • [+] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You cant stop me being jelly! Its ok though, it gives me something to aspire to! Taking more walks and doing squats and ish is going to pay off eventually 😁❤️

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    • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Whoaaaa! You have an amazing butt! Are you sure it could be better? It already looks fantastic!

    P.S.Super hot too! Your bf’s a lucky mannnn

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    [–] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    you have amazing hips and butt, like, you look completely cis and pretty

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    You know cis women use angles to get their photos looking good too sweetie? Every single sexy butt you've ever seen a photo of is doing the same thing.

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I dont think I have enough data here to give an informed opinion, please provide more examples! ;3c

    (Nice butt!)

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    [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    wdym "fat distribution saves me"? you are looking so good, I am bit jelaous in fact so pretty

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    gosh … what a butt ! sorry for the statement but i fully entered in horny otter mode (≧◡≦)’ … i may need a cold shower

    wait, how could it be better :D ? darn you look perfect to me already !

    🩷

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I still have scarring from the severe acne I had as a teen and it makes it really hard to wear clothes that expose my shoulders, so I totally feel you. Although I am far more confident in a dress now than I ever was in a man's bathing suit!

    I will say though that from these photos you can't really tell - you're looking quite good! (Even if you think you're cheating with the angles or lighting!)

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    • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'm not one to get super thirsty on here (I have other communities for that), but damn girl your butt is crazy.

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    • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Girl I am so jealous, mine is flatter than flat, I have negative ass. You look amazing dear!

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Butt

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    [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Dang girl 🍑🔥

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