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Daily bunny no.3438 gets a bite (cdn.bsky.app)
submitted 2 months ago by [B] to c/dailybunnies@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A bunny and a small bear catch fish in a stream. They have both caught salmon in classic bear fashion, with their mouths. It is a wooded scene in summer

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[–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know what the bear says to the white rabbit when they met in the woods?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I want to eat you?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Bear: "are you shedding right now?" Bunny: "no, why?" ... and this is why the bunny is brown now.

    Sorry, couldn't resist. Love your regular art posts but the bunny and bear just reminded me of this old joke.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I've heard it like this:

    Bear and white rabbit were hanging out when bear suddenly asked, "Do you have a problem with getting shit stuck in your fur?"

    White rabbit gives bear a disgusted look and says, "No, I don't have a problem with that."

    "Oh, great!"

    ... and that's where brown rabbits came from.

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    • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Fish is probably not good for a bunny, maybe they just catch and release.

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