Guys this is fake its an obviously edited photo of our good friend bigfoot.
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Isn't there any investigative journalist who is able to ascertain Mitch's condition? Would be a good story to drop shortly before the midterms…
Wtf he's still missing?
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Not missing. He dead.
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Or at least suffering severe neurological trauma. If he was found unconscious a few hours after the event (either a stroke or a brain hemorrhage), there's a 100% chance that his head MRI has a large dark area where it shouldn't be. Nearly no one can return to a normal job after such an event - he's lucky if he can still speak and swallow.
local cryptid on its way to allow the rich to dump more money into politics
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