I also see myself getting shot in the face by Christian Bale.

Which one is you

I also picture myself getting assfucked by my sexbot while roleplaying as John Connor.

Me too! I see myself pinning down some poor meatbag and wiping the organic scum off the…. Err yea I mean I also see myself as a human

Raising the boards with the lads. Any internships available that give you access to sensitive corporate information?

Sadly I live in a country that is basically outlawing any form of self defense weapon, let alone a firearm.

^ass^