Imagine making a human the center of your existence before you've dated or given birth to them

Humans are fish, taxonomically speaking, so it all makes sense.

There's plenty of fish in the sea but unfortunately I'm a goddamn land vertebrate.

Be way better if people said you're fucked and you should become a monk? Heaps more realistic too obviously?

Don't be a child. Infatuation is fun but meaningless, love is built on years of experiences.

If they rejected you they were never the "love of your life" to start off with.

It takes two to tango, you know.

Ah, the drama of youth. It's wasted on y'all.