are you a supermarket op?

Wake me up... on second thought, don't. Not ever.

Looks like ExO meets Over the Garden Wall

Me dripping in sweat repairing my deck in 90°F heat at 10am this morning: "ooh it's almost time to watch Over the Garden Wall again!"

Hear me out.

In the US, Labor Day is culturally considered the last day of summer. Thus the day after Labor Day is the first day of autumn. Like early winter is Christmas season, early autumn is Halloween season.

That is my excuse to start celebrating spooky season next Tuesday.

Yes, please!

I need to start decorating soon since October will busy with a variety of unrelated nonsense. That graveyard won't populate itself!

No no no no wait wait wait wait

Do You Remember

It's the best holiday.

I can't wait to see all the hotspooky cosplays

Or fuck off and wait for October instead of expanding holiday seasons until they mean nothing. Go do autumn stuff and leave Halloween alone.

Are you Walmart, because that's exactly what Walmart did this past weekend.

It's usually about the second or third week of September when my wife and I start watching absolutely nothing but our massive backlog of horror movies.

Wake me up when September ends, unless Valve releases the Steam Frame. But otherwise, don’t

How many years have I despised this song? Thirty? Has it been thirty years?