I have no words, only shitty memes...

Did that judge even go to law school. Legal capacity isn't a thing anymore in US law or what? Truly mind-blowing that any judge is comfortable issuing such an instruction to a baby. But then immigration law has always been absurd and very punitive unless you are rich. Maybe they should take their morality to it's logical conclusion and auction off the child to the highest bidder. Unless it objects, in writing.

You shouldn't have chosen to be born outside the US you dumb fucking baby.

It won't matter, asylum visas are getting canceled anyway.