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[–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You don't jam the barrel into your urethra?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    NSFW please! I was not! ready for this

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Velcro thigh holster FTW

    Also keeping a blunderbuss by the stairs.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Most American post of all time

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Bout to get clapped with my cheeks out.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    So you bring a small cannon...

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