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[–] 74 points 2 months ago

Kindof reminds me of an old joke…

A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That’s okay. I’m here to make my own.

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    They used to have them available for pay per view

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    “Make porn come on my telly”

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Ain't gonna lie...hotel porn hits different.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Wait, they have off-site parking, AND parking?

    They have an outdoor pool, AND a pool?

    They have a toilet?

    Seems like they were filling a word count quota and started babbling.

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