I met a couple with a pet raccoon once. They said it got into everything all the time and generally caused mischief constantly.

Hello, cat pfp that looks like a dick at first glance! How've you been?

Have thumbs, can confirm.

They do not have thumbs.

Shut up Smithers! Just get these tranquilized apes into the van before the zookeepers get wise to us!

Wait......when you say slave, do you mean like a black person in the southern states of the USA during the mid 1800s?

Or do you mean like a naked guy, wearing only a leather mask, collar, butt plug, and chastity device?

Because both are slaves. Both will do your housework. But they are VASTLY different experiences for all involved.

Funnily enough, both get whipped.

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?

It made friends with a dog. They were the best of friends, having so much fun together. They weren’t even aware they were such a funny pair.