"It's beasting time!" And then he artistically beasted all over them.

That was the villain bro.

Morbidly A Beast sounds like the name of the world’s heaviest metal band

I got into origami as a teen, my mom misremembered that word and told people at her work that I was into polygamy. She didn't understand their reactions until she told me about it a couple of days later.

Time to get that hearing checked too