I have two wolves inside me. One is average and occasionally lucky and the other is a moron.

both are gay

Nooo, my smart wolf is missing 😭

One is by definition the smartest human, the other is the dumbest fuck, therefore encompassing all animals. That's one dumb fuck. I shall now hand control back to the dumb fuck inside me to continue my usual shit posting.

And they’re both lazy/unmotivated bastards

How is this a shitpost? Lol

Do wolves have people inside them?

And if so, who's inside MoonMoon?

But Deedee blows their experiments
to smiiiiiithereeeeeens

Smartest might be a stretch

Oops it’s narcissism

Genius just comes in strokes.

The my dumbfuck got hungry

It's a lot easier to avoid dumb than increase smart, though, while both raise the average!