What's the reward fir finding Mitch McConnel? : shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

submitted 3 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Turtle soup

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

He'll show up any minute now.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

The same as for finding Waldo.

[–] Krono@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.

To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.

Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Eternal damnation.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe...

[–] PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

Your death. Guarantee you they've got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago*

Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.

You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.