Thats adorable 😂

Holy shit, as a mostly straight man, thats just amazing. Should i also become a lesbian at this point? /s

Why the fuck would you get married in North Carolina unless you really liked their barbecue? That's the only reason I can think I want to go back there, but that's also where I embarrassed myself in college. Super cool!

Well, I first read "stabbed" instead of "straddled" and was very confused.

Aw, such a sweet story.

it's called preordering!