My contract says I only need to be productive until 4. Its now 4:35. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I'm pooping

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It's weekend leave me alone let me enjoy stuff...

Jokes on you, I'm at work

Bugger off I've been productive enough already. Potatoes dont harvest themselves

Someone on my left?

Joke's on you, I'm retired. It's raining out right now; I might just stay in bed all day today. I can always be productive tomorrow.

Why is he holding a tiny mushroom?