He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Oh cockwaffle

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

That twatwaffle looks tasty.

hehehehehehehehehehe

I can tell you, they're not very good waffles. It was a funny interaction ordering it though.

Now make the twatwaffle blueberry

Can I offer you a nice waffle in this trying time?

Never thought this'd be this relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BMS6LIw8Q

As long as it isn't a blue waffle, I'll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip