I'd eat it.

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Me:

Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

Me: That sound awful

Friend: it's delicious

Me: ok I try

Me tries

Friend: Was it any good?

Me: it was... ok

Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

Me: what you never tasted?

Ex-friend: no

Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

If you see a news article saying "X Sensational Thing has become a trend", odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.

Also whats that nickname of yours OP?

Officer, how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

I'll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime. Totally fine.

That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?

I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.

"9gag" in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.

I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that's vile no matter what.

I don't care about the mustard. The way he's holding your melon makes me want to end him.

Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.

(Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)

I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image

and there i was thinking i'm committing hate crimes against italy by putting ketchup on a panini whilst there're people out there committing hate crimes against the very idea of flavour!

"Food trends" kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?