It's getting tough to pass the Old Knowledge on, Gen Z doesn't seem able to grasp why someone would make websites like lemon party and meat spin, or why enough other people would find it funny to hide links to them in enough things that they psychologically scarred an entire generation of us when the web was new.

Just cut off the sausage, the ring'll be fine.

But the finger is.

Yeah you play a little bit on your carrot flute then they remix it for the dancefloor.