My dating history.

Crack

No matter what you do, eventually you'll live to regret it.

Moving to the woods to attempt to be the Baba Yaga. Seriously, that's one of those "one person in a generation cursed with ancient magic" scenarios, you either are or aren't the Baba Yaga, and if you're not, you can't just "fake it til you make it" because that's not how ancient magic curses work

To keep living.