People who wail, "what about the disabled?!", when somebody suggests walkable cities deserve to get slapped. Typical Burgerland hellscape struggle presented here as a feel-good story.

(Bonus: Why doesn't the job at a trampoline park offer paid time and facilities to change out of required work clothing?)

People who wail, "what about the disabled?!", when somebody suggests walkable cities deserve to get slapped. Typical Burgerland hellscape struggle presented here as a feel-good story.

(Bonus: Why doesn't the job at a trampoline park offer paid time and facilities to change out of required work clothing?)