"Gods tend to be more interested in prophets, not profits, a-ha."
There were some blank looks from his fellow directors.
"Didn't quite get that one, old chap," said Stowley.
"Prophets, I said, not profits," said Gilt. He waved his hand. "Don't worry yourselves, it will look better written down.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

*fewer

Nice! Would this be a dad joke as well?

as someone seeing this at night that image is creepy.

*fewer and fewer

How anal retentive¹ is it of me to cringe on reading that and get the urge to write "fewer" in place of "less" on the screen with a sharpie?

¹ Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?

In my lifetime it's been the Popes who have been the most honourable religious leaders. I like the current Pope a great deal.