one of the top regional functionaries stated that "Lenin could not have been a mushroom" because "a mammal cannot be a plant."

The top functionary makes a compelling argument. Top functionary.

Idk, don’t really seem him as a fun guy

I thought he was a vegetable. At least at the end of his life.

No wonder the Stroganov family left after the Revolution, they must have had a lot of beef

He eats trash and thrives in the dark?

I mean, same

He would later go on to found a mushroom kingdom.

More people should play ATOM RPG.

Well known fact.