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[–] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago*

    If you spend 40min a day in the company's bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    If I have to put up with thier shit then they have to put up with mine.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    Everything from the New York Post is a shitpost

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I'd rather poop more comfortably at home if possible.

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