I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

• Mark Twain

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Must of caught the diarrhea bug then shit himself to death.

was Mitch Lindsay's lover?

This is how I found out:

The Grim Reaper made a wrong turn somewhere.

You sent who to the underworld?! I didn't say Linsey Graham! I said Mitch McConnell! Mitch-fucking-McConnell! You know, the other dirtbag southern Republican senator, the one in the hospital. You had one job.

Hey, A friend spoke to him! Yesterday. In tongues!

That is awesome news!

If they gave his corpse an enama, they could bury him in a matchbox.

Thank god, finally

What a shitty article.

Op, couldn't you find a better source that highlights how shitty this man's tenure had been, including a body count?