Well you haven’t been doing a very good job now have you? Can’t even count how many forest fires I’ve seen and said to myself, goddamn CrawlerNumber1994 failed us again.
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Many years ago, I got a fortune cookie that said:
The future is in your hands.
So... Sorry everyone.
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reading that, seeing my balls are the future...
the children are the future, true, true.
Wait, I think you might have misinterpreted it. Now maybe I'm wrong but we might be able to save the future. I'll just need your hands and a sharp knife.
Try being a kid in Kansas. "But... I've never even SEEN a forest!"
He meant you specifically too
It's at that moment I knew I was the protag
No.
Now take this shovel and get out there!
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
it wasn't a public announcement, it was specifically for you, you didn't take it seriously, many people lost everything because of you.
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