He's perfectly fine if you do both at the same time.

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[–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

That is a full-force complaint right there. That's going straight to your manager whether you like it or not

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    If i don't pet Nico while I poop he jumps up on my leg and touches my hands with his paw. Begging for love.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Simon says pet the kitty.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Simon is always right. Shame on you, OP.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I mean, it’s unacceptable after all.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Why not Zoid... both?

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