In America, it is illegal to leave the car.

You travel in the car. You sleep in the car. You shit in the car. You are born in the car. You die in the car. If you leave the car, they run you over

Socialising? Who's paying for that? More like socialism /s

Don't give them ideas.

That's why podcasts are stupid.

This is a two month old article. There are many cities in the US with curfew laws on the books for minors (as well as cities world wide...). I know the US sucks ass but, why spread misinformation through memes? Yes i read your source article, OP.
Bit of non issue IMO.

Are there literal curfews nowadays for kids or is that hyperbole.

Where/when I grew up we didn't have specific curfews, but the cops mightve stopped to ask questions if you were out an about at 2am or something. But we would typically just be hanging out and chatting after a long day of skateboarding

YOUNG PEOPLE ARENT HAVING RELATIONSHIPS OR KIDS BECAUSE OF AVACADO TOAST AND LAZINESS