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[–] 14 points 4 months ago

Me all over a hot girl's melons:

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    The godless beast enjoys its wretched meal

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    That was basically me when I bought a whole watermelon for myself during the heatwave last week.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Amazing the way a bat can carry a watermelon

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    His greed makes me fuzzy inside

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Hey, man, I like a good buffet, too, so no judgment here, haha.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago
    [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Do we have proof that OP isn't a Disney princess?

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