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[–] 41 points 4 months ago

This feels like an anti-shit post not sure if it belongs here…

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    oh there's medication that does that too so you don't even have to shove things up your asshole to get that experience.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Simethicone still makes you fart, it breaks up the air or makes it reabsorb or something idk. Either that or I produce so much farts I should be taking 5 or 6 instead of 1

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    there's something i don't remember the name of that sticks to fat molecules and makes them harder for the body to reabsorb, meaning that either you learn to always pack four pairs of underwear a day or you train your asshole to shut tighter than the hatch of a submarine.

    that training sticks. only one that does.

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  • [+] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    But not recharging... 📝

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