Ah yes, The Aperature Laboratories Life Gives You Lemons Launcher, a tool developed to inspire the technicians working on the combustible lemon to work faster.

funny thing about lemons, life didn't give them to us. We crossbred them into existence. We made the lemons.

I don’t have sugar, but how about a cute picture of a fox?

If life gives you all the lemons, guard them jealously until your enemies die if scurvy.

Pretty sure that’s a Nemco 55850.

Best citrus juicer ever made, and one of my most cherished possessions.

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-55850-manual-heavy-duty-easy-citrus-juicer/591N55850.html

I always preferred "when life gives you lemons, jam them up life's tailpipe."

Don't worry, it'll get worse

Damn that guy can piss

There's enough sugar in natural lemon juice to ferment well enough to get the job done. All you need to add is time and open air for the first day, and you'll have an endless supply of alcohol.

Once you see bubble start forming seal it up to keep excess and less wanted bacteria from piling in, unseal to vent the building co2 on the regular, and when the bubbling dies down, drink up. If you save some starter from your last batch to toss into each new batch it will help get a happy yeast colony growing faster, for more faster drunky.

When life gives you lemons and you make a ton of lemonade, you're going to need every container available to piss in.

Cave Johnson circa 1990:

Turned it into a free back massage, very innovative!

"When life gives you lemons on the condition they take 99% of your earnings, make 100 lemonades."
- The grind mindset "alpha males" teach.