I always think about the old life magazines that i used to see at my grandfathers house. There was one i remember where there was a advertisement from humble oil (now ExxonMobile). Mind you, this was an edition from the 1960's.

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I would say this headline is misleading. The first paragraph reads,

"A court in Paris ruled on Thursday that energy company TotalEnergies must account for its consumers’ greenhouse gas emissions, giving the French oil giant six months to report the environmental risks caused by the consumption of its gas and oil products."

Also, further down,

"TotalEnergies expressed “satisfaction” that the court didn’t ban it from pursuing new oil and gas projects or force it to reduce oil and gas production."

I'm skeptical they'll even write the report.

looks at all the people in the fountain and having its water sprayed at them

Man, I hope Paris puts a bunch of chlorine or similar in there.