I noticed I’ve been using “for sure” on in-person conversations often. Not on chats and comments for some reason though.

When asked where I'm going, "straight to hell if I don't change my ways".

Lately I say “what the fuck” a lot of

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. "Not with that attitude" is often a fun one, but I'm quite partial to "... but I'm not a botanist" when I'm sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

I think it's mostly that I use "good morning" as a greeting regardless of time of day

"I'm bouta split" is one i once said at a pub with my friends out of the blue. They found it hilarious and so i still say it occasionally when it feels right. Sometimes they steal it from me too.

Not sure, could be "and, um, yeah" when my sentence trails off because I've forgotten what I was talking about halfway through the sentence.

"Wham, bam, feed me ham!"

"Holy smokes!" -- in response to something not that interesting occurring

I did in elementary school. "To the max!"

What fresh hell is this?

I use this whenever my supervisor tells me she has news for me.

"What in the bomb crustable fuck?" or "Heaven's Hell!"

I have a few. One is "That's what I always tell them", sometimes followed by "but they don't listen" usually when being insulted or critiqued. I'm also a big fan of saying "why not?" when someone asks me "why?". The other doesn't translate to English very well. I guess "huzzah!" or "commendations!" are close, but they don't capture the tone and how obscure the original is.

G-Dang it! I normally have no filter for profanity, so people always laugh when I use it. I stole it from the Neature Walk series on YouTube.

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

Whenever a non-stranger asks how I’m doing my go to reply is “Eh. I’m about as miserable as I usually am.” other than that, I have a bad habit of ending sentences with “eh?” or “ya know?” when speaking

I jokingly say "who did/was that?" when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

eat shit