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[โ€“] 23 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

How does that work?

Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?

Or is it more like a lanternfish and he just crawls all up in her and becomes a wart on her ass that does nothing but produce sperm?

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Mermaids appear to be mammals based on the tail fin orientation, so it'd be similar to dolphins.

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Dolphins don't have massive titties.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)