I think the problem is that you think you're talking like a time traveler heralding us about the wonders of sliced bread, when really it's more like telling a small Victorian child about the wonders of Applebee's and in the impossible chance they survive to it then finding everything is a lukewarm microwaved pale imitation of just buying the real thing at Aldi and cooking it in less time for far tastier and a fraction of the cost.