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[–] 2 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

I practice the most unsettling smile i can, and do it in really jerky movements. Wheeze while i do. Talk on both the inhale and exhale while it's maintained.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Does that work? I've tried:

    • Pretending I'm hearing disabled(problematic, I know)
    • Telling them to eat shit and die
    • Speaking really fast and fiercely in a made up language
    • Keep asking "What was that?" until they stop trying

    By far the most successful was when walking home with a bag of meal worms(for my pet tarantula,) I dumped them on his lap and ran away.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sometimes if i nail the acting. Im pretty good at uncanny.

    I always want to kick them in the balls and then smile genuinely, but only ever did that once.

    You're my muse re:worms

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