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[–] 68 points 1 year ago* (14 children)

Use the Poop Method

"If this object had poop on it, would I wash it, or throw it away?"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Guess I'm not brushing my teeth anymore.

    Stares uncomfortably at wooden cutting board.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    just give it a good wipe down of food quality mineral oil every so often

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That explains my hand-me-down family poop knife.

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