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Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain says he's becoming ICE agent (www.bbc.com)
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[–] 83 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Lol I guess he didn't invest properly when he was still relevant....like 20 years ago?!

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    You wanna hear something funny?

    It was actually, like, 30 years ago! I feel old AF! Hahahahahah

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    dean cain is 60 now. I feel like that stupidass superman show he was in was just cancelled a few years ago. man, time sure flies when you're clinically depressed

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They're hoping celebrity endorsement will drive numbers up. ICE has, predictably, been having serious trouble recruiting - why else would they be offering enormous salaries and benefits packages to match?

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