Have you never seen a meme? You don't have to bust out the oil paints, in the amount of time you've already spent defending this slop you could have clumsily pasted his cutout head onto all six positions. The rough quality can be part of the humor.

I bet your chatbot can explain this and other aspects of human behavior.

Just don't dump AI spam everywhere 🤷‍♂️

The funny thing is, I could copy the AI's work, but I couldn't create it from scratch because I wouldn't know what it should look like without looking at it, so it would still be using AI anyway.

Learn to draw.

Use MS paint.