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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 184 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

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[+] Turret3857@infosec.pub 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

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[–] diolma@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

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