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[–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Coffee is horrid disgusting bean soup that exists to get workers with too much overtime addicted to a stimulant to keep them working.

    Drink tea instead. We didn't do two opium wars and a spot of good old fashioned imperialism just to supplant the tasty fermented leaf for a bitter jungle bean. Much more civilised.

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