Gross, no thanks.

Oooh I can't wait to see my favorite characters written as bland, inconsistent blobs! I always hated those pesky writers including interesting, innovative stories and jokes. I'd rest easier knowing some corporate big wig got a bigger bonus check than a writing team got paid appropriately for their work. Plus, that nips the issue of residuals! All the profit can go right to the company and dodge those greedy greedy workers.