boytoyrule (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
working in the drive-thru  me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?  woman: uh... it's for a boy.  me: okay congratulations  me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy  woman: i want a boy toy please  me: haha dont we all  woman :  me:  me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
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[–] 68 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Damn that's hilarious- I wish I knew about that game when I worked at a call center!

My favorite when I worked drive thru was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice- like Stamets level shit- to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Am I mistaken in assuming that most of Lemmy's long-standing users have heard at least one of your voice recordings?

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