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Anon plays Skyrim (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dumbass 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is it the light or the UV rays that kill them, because if it's just the UV rays, we have technology that can block them now.

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[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago

It's neither, It's the gaze of the god auriel.

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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

We stopped hearing credible stories of vampires around the same time we invented sunscreen.

Coincidence?

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[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

the ozone layer?

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[–] dumbass 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, that's got a massive hole in it.

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