I think if I wouldn't be able to find enough hurting stuff about him, I would just generate something.

"Here's your daily feed, Mr President, Sir! It's very bad today, they even made you make out with a toad!"

Nah court jesters were entertaining and a king would regularly execute ones that overstepped their privilege. Trump isn't laughing.

They're ragebaiters and they have a hell of a megaphone.