Warl0k3 comments on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns after reports of extramarital relationships

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think he's probably resigning because he's knocked 1/3 off the stock price of the most valuable company in the world by being so, so stupid. This has got to be in the top 5 biggest screwups in business history, I mean this is solidly in "do not go into buildings taller than 1 storey" territory. God, what a beautiful thing it is...

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's more likely the prior crash was due to signs Republicans would lose the midterms...

If the crash months ago was because people found out he was banging a spy, that's a huge fucking deal because it was either insider trading as governmenta found out, or people found out and just never reported to governments.

Or shorted the stock then reported.

Regardless of what happened, there needs to be a shit ton of investigations over this.

This isn't just profits, it's national security for a shit ton of separate countries.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nono I mean since this story broke (with the NYT report on the 29th) Nvidia stock has fallen by a full 1/4 - and it's lost 1/3 since the high a month ago. Like he couldn't-keep-it-in-his-pants'd away trillions of dollars in value, and it's fuckin' beautiful to see.