Driver: I am afraid you are mistaken. Since the car was not observed driving you cannot make an assumption that I was not driving carefully and I resent the accusation.

What we can observe at this current point in time is that my car is parked!

Poorly, but parked nonetheless.

PC: Name, sir?

Driver: Werner Heisenberg. Now, where are you taking me?

PC: At this point in time, the only thing you can observe with relative certainly is that you're fuckin' nicked Sunshine.