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What's red and bad for your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
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A brick.

If this one already made an appearance on here, I'm sorry. Just got reminded of it while thinking about idioms for hefty books, in english I couldn't find any. In my first language we would say "it's a brick"

Alt version of this joke:

What's red and good for a cop's teeth?Correct! A brick!

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[–] 14 points 21 hours ago

That is an anti-joke, not a dad joke. But it is funny and tangential. I tell it frequently. Another:

What's blue and tastes like red paint?

Blue paint.

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