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major data breach (media.piefed.social)
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a person in military uniform is being interviewed, in the lower third it says "major data breach"
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[–] 126 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

reminds me of the classic 90s joke "who is this General Failure and why is he reading my drive?"

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  • [–] 48 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

    I'm not even in the army, much less a squad leader. Who exactly is this Private Parts of mine that you want to see?

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  • [–] 33 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

    I assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don't mind him, that ol' fossil's always acting like he speaks for everyone.

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  • [–] 24 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

    Colonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though

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  • [–] 19 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    The last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.

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  • [–] 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    He was out sick, Major Pain took over for him.

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