What I want is to get to the top of this next hill and nothing, not even my creaking knees, is gonna stop me. I’ll see you huffing and puffing up 15 minutes later and let you rest for 5 before continuing the relentless pursuit of a mind numbed by pain and motion.

Bruddah is a joke. I know how to slow down when other people are around.

I just secretly resent them for being so slow.