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[–] 9 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I wouldn't discard him though he'd be lectured on the PERFECT pizza possible by the hand of man. Or woman. Or other.

That's right - THE SPICY HAWAIIAN !!! {aloha !}

Regular crust. Regular mozza. Mild sauce (can be spicy to taste). Ham slivers (used to be "Canadian bacon"). Almost crisp hickory smoked bacon. Pineapple chunks. Fresh jalapeno slices (no asshole, no navel) about a half inch thick. All four topping should synergistically create an impenetrable layer of deliciousness that will have the diner cry out "BEHOLD !!! PERFECTION".

I wouldn't have fired the guy though. I mean, it's good to have standards. Also, he might have been out of pineapple. Who knows? this is the internet after all.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    There are people intentionally eating non-crispy bacon?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    no no no... it goes on the pizza. pizza goes in the over. oven sears pineapple, crisps bacon, browns ham and shrivels jappys.

    What I'm about to say is, I know, blasphemous to anyone knowing the one and true pizza - however - Dominoes has an online special for a large pizza with 7 toppings. Stay with me. Online order (for pickup) the hand tossed . reg sauce . norm cheese . double ham . double pineapple . double bacon . double jappys. (tell 'em you'll spring for the extra - whichever).

    It turns out pretty good. I've had better "spicy Hawaiians" from local shops all over the country - sometimes not as good also - but Dominoes surprisingly does this one perfectly.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I've been a vegetarian for a while now and this exact pizza is the only thing I miss. Many seitan experiments have been attempted to get an equivalent greasy/tasty pig flavor, but alas. I believe the gentleman was fired for repeated violent megalomaniac episodes in the workplace, not ignorance of pizza perfection.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Well of course, megalomania should not be rewarded in any fashion... in that we agree. If the pineapple incident is one of several, or many, ravings about the virtues of various other pizza toppings - then away with the scoundrel I say. Off with him. Let him go work for the French.

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